Big Brother - Celebrity Hijack

The tears are literally pouring down my face! I'm an seconds away from wetting my pants!

I'm currently watching the latest incarnation of Big Brother. This time they have celebrities controlling the housemates. The housemates are all crazy over achievers; racing drivers,dancers, circus performers, entrepreneurs, etc aged 18+.

Matt Lucas (Little Britain) is currently controlling some poor scottish guy and making him do the most insane things whilst the rest of the housemates enter the house unaware that he is being controlled. "John - Go and ask the newest housemate if his beard is stuck on, John - tell that housemate his hair is lop sided, John - collapse on the floor and fake cramp in your leg, John - shout the work 'cake', John - Tell the new dancer housemate that you are the best irish dancer in Scotland..."

I doubt this translates as exceptionally funny when you read it, but, my word, this is outstanding!
I'm not a fan of Big Brother and my interest in this series only stems from the fact that I'm working on a online campaign for an advertiser... but if it continues in this vein I'm going to be hooked.

Update: John - Who turns out to be the chairman of the Scottish youth parliament has just passed his task and won the house a party and himself a safe route to the final of the competition.