Cricket causes pain.

I will not write about the cricket... it is a dirty word, and I refuse to speak of it. It causes you to do silly things like, stand by yourself in a bar for an hour waiting for a mate to rock-up, pay £3 for 50g of shit biltong, drink far too much beer, slide down bannisters... and most painful of all... think it's hilarious when you're pushed off said bannister. Ohhh the pain in the morning when the pain-numbing properties of booze wear off, and you have to limp to work! The picture shows my superbly tanned and toned leg and the swelling from my graceful swan dive down a flight of stairs. Thank you Whitty you twat....lol.