59 days! Clear your schedules, dust off your dancing shoes...

....the Squirrel is coming to Jo'burg!!!

That's right, I have just booked my trip home to SA. I arrive on Sat 24th in the morning and will be there for just over 2 weeks! Be afraid, be very afraid!

So for those of you who work! (Having a dig at my sister here ;)) You need to make sure that you don't have too much important planned, because I have every intention of coaxing you out most evenings! Mwoohaha.

I can taste the Castle already. Feel the heat beating down on my shoulders, as I strike an enormous drive down the middle of the fairway. Sitting on the couch debating life with my mother. Telling my father his football team is kak, and his tv is average. Watching the Sharks! The pepper steak pies, biltong by the kg not the the mg. Tap water that actually tastes good. Laughing at pretentious people in Sandton as they order expensive whiskey without knowing the difference. Talking shit with my mates and the subject of salaries not coming up. Speaking to people about my business ventures, without getting that glazed look over their eyes as I try to explain e-commerce. Yes- I am looking forward to it!